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An Extensive Collection of Humor about Sarah PalinSarah Palin has been a tremendous sorce of humorous jokes, quips and videos. Here are some of the best.Sarah Palin humor from 2008 >
"Having Palin in [the White House] would be like a four year long white water rafting trip. It might kill us but if it doesn't we'll end up with a lot of crazy ass photos"
Onion News Network
Fox clears Palin in Arizona massacre, targets left
Issuing a correct but transparently self-serving call for rhetorical restraint (intended to pre-empt criticism about its own culpability in the toxic environment), Fox trotted out commentators to bash anyone raising the obvious question of whether the visceral political anger cultivated by the right could incite actual Second Amendment remedies. Finding itself in the unusual position of tamping down heated rhetoric rather than stoking it, Fox urged restraint -- suggesting it is wrong to discuss the impact of political hate speech in America because here is no smoking-gun proof that Loughner was motivated by political rhetoric. Meanwhile, the NRA is gearing up to battle anyone who seeks to make it harder for mentally deranged people to obtain semiautomatic weapons. (Look for a sweet new campaign targeting advocates of more sensible gun laws with crosshairs and bullseyes!) -- The Daily Palin (Humor Gazette) 
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August 8, 2010:
Palin posted [on Facebook]: "And here I am, thousands of miles away from DC out on a commercial fishing boat, working my butt off for my own business, merely asking the Democrat politicos and their liberal friends in the media: "What's the plan, man?", and they seem to feel threatened by my question. So, I'll go back to setting my hooks and watching the halibut take the bait, and when I come back into the boat's cabin in a few hours…" Strange. The Palin's fishing business doesn't include IFQ's (Individual Fishing Quotas) necessary for commercially harvesting halibut. Her baiting hooks and keeping a manicure is laughable. Halibut are on the bottom of the ocean, hard to watch them "take the bait". I hope she's got a crew license. (Shrug). — SHANNYN MOORE: JUST A GIRL FROM HOMER 
"Sarah Palin will be a regular contributor to Fox News. She signed a three-year contract, which means she should be there for, what, six months?" – Jimmy Kimmel
"Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News contributor tonight on 'The O'Reilly Factor.' I tried to record it, but my DVR quit halfway through." – Jimmy Fallon
According to Sarah Palin, the true character of a rogue is to write a book without reading it. "I refuse to read any book that is being promoted by the mainstream media. I don't trust the accuracy of my book," said Palin. With her new book, Going Rogue, Sarah Palin is using the media to demonstrate how liberal media can be deceptive. "Why would they promote my book unless it was to breed liberal ideas," she added. Late Nite Commentators on Palin and "Going Rogue"Sarah's Secret Diary By MAUREEN DOWD ...It's the same old double standard. I am not one of those who would whine and cuss. It's just not how I'm wired!!! But the minute I start to whine and cuss, the mainstream media totally misunderstands my verbiage and the combination of things that brought me to this place of knowing. And I know that I know that I know those crappy bloggers will put out more confliction stories... Top 10 Real Reasons Sarah Palin Is Resigning As Governor >8.She wants to spend more time teaching abstinence to her familyIn a hastily called press conference, Sarah Palin...was today named as the United State's first "Humor Czar"; a newly created position in The Department Of Homeland Security. Palin, who is as well known for her intellect as her sense of humor, will be responsible for overseeing and approving all of America's "jokes, gags, satire, mirth, merriment, irony, one liners, bits, sketches and other humor related materials." Humorists including David Letterman, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Chris Rock, Will Durst, Andy Borowitz, Andy Cobb, Lee Camp, Whoopi Goldberg and Obama Girl could not be reached for comment as they were all being transported to Guantanamo Bay, newly rechristened "Budd Friedman's The Improv At Guantanamo Bay." Early reports are all expected to plead guilty on Palin's upcoming "Showtime At The Tribunal!" special. --Lee Stranahan
"Well, according to a new post-election survey, people want Sarah Palin to run for president in 2012. It says she's been getting thousands of calls from people pleading with her to run, all Democrats." --Jay Leno
Will the Real Sarah Palin Please Stand Up
I have some sympathy for Sarah Palin. She's got at least three fulltime jobs that I know of. There's the whole wife and mother thing, which any wife and mother will tell you takes a fair amount of time and energy. Then there's being governor, which is no walk in the park. And, of course, there's maneuvering for the Republican presidential nomination with its attendant appearances, speeches, fund-raising and so on.
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